Your Dog's Weekly Horoscope
16th - 22nd October 2022
By Pet Drs - 16/10/22
Have you ever wondered what your dog is thinking?
Have you ever questioned their mood, wondering what has gotten into them for the week?
Do you want to delve deeper into the mind of your dog?
Well we have curated a list of horoscopes to keep you up to date with your dog's moods!
This week we have some cheeky pups, some naughty dogs, and some happy hounds.
In these horoscopes, we'll delve to the bottom of why your dog ate the flowerbed,
why they growled at the postman, and how they're truly feeling.
Perhaps you as the human can take note, and be a little more understanding when your pup acts up this week.
Or maybe they are the star of the show with exemplar attitude.
Keep reading to find out!
Join us every Sunday to dive into the cosmos of your furry best friend for the upcoming week.
Aries Dog (March 21st - April 19th)
It seems you had quite the adventurous and exciting week over the past seven days, Aries, maybe a little too exciting. You’ve been ‘canineoodling’ with a few too many pooches in the neighbourhood lately.
There’s been some talk on the streets of your new confidence boost, and although your owners are proud of you for breaking out of your shell, you can’t be sniffing every pussy you see.
You can still keep your nose held high and strut your style on walks, however maybe keep the new furry friend-making to a minimum to avoid having your head barked off by the ‘Dog Mob’ boss down the road.
Product Recommendation: Nose Balm
Taurus Dog (April 20 - May 20)
This week is going to be one full of unexpected surprises, puppuchinos, and long car rides. Sounds exciting right?! Well we can guarantee you it will be.
It won’t be a trip to the scary room with all the bright lights down the road, but rather a platform under sparkly lights which I can guarantee you will be excited for.
Got you thinking? Don’t worry, you’ll find out soon enough… or maybe you’re already on the way there.
Get your energy ready; Venus - your ruling planet - is on your side and sending you all that you need to attract the outcome you want.
Dust off that coat, shine that nose, and pluck those ears, it’s time so shine!
Product Recommendation: Shampouch Pack
Gemini Dog (May 21 - June 20)
There’s something in the air that’s throwing off your scent, Gemini dog. Is it the Spring flowers blooming? Is it the musty cupboard cleanup that mum and dad just finished?
Or is the fact that Mercury Retrograde is coming to an end? Whatever it is, it’s playing havoc with your judgement. Take a step back over the next week Gemini. We don’t want this change of air to send you into overdrive, but rather help you to take a break and relax for once.
Maybe that’ll include catching up on the saucy romance book you’ve been hiding under your favourite stuffed toy.
Or taking a soothing mud bath in the garden. Or maybe even persuading mum to make you some of your favourite carrot dognuts. Whatever it may be, calm your senses and refresh during this week.
Product Recommendation: Stress + Anxiety Supplement
Cancer Dog (June 21 - July 22)
Cancer dog, it seems you’ve got your stubborn hat on this week. Your humans have been pleading with you to forgive them for taking you to the man in the white coat with the sterile smell.
It’s not their fault that you decided to eat a whole block of their favourite treat whilst they were at work! In fact, maybe they should be blaming you for the cost of that visit being worth 100 of those blocks!
Yes, you didn’t get out unscathed either. We know how tasty it was in the 10 seconds it took you to demolish it, however we hope you’ve learnt your lesson. Surely the tummy ache that followed was not worth it?
Well regardless, make sure you don’t do it again.
Product Recommendation: Gut & Immunity Supplement
Leo Dog (July 23 - August 22)
What’s happening to you Leo dog?The days of being an energetic pup, with a fluffy coat, and 10/10 eyesight are long gone.
But just because some factors are starting to dwindle on you, doesn’t mean you have to give in to all of them.
You can still be a young Spring chicken at heart. Although you may not be able to keep up with your younger brothers and sisters, you know you can still outsmart them. You do happen to be one of the wisest of the signs Leo dog, so use that to your advantage.
Save your energy for the times you’ll need it such as snagging all of the tasty dental chews at bedtime when the pups are trying to find their teddies.
Product Recommendation: Hip & Joint Supplement
Virgo Dog (August 23 - September 22)
Lately, you’ve been a bit bland and boring Virgo dog. It’s time to spice up your routine and add some pzazz to your days!
Go and tug on mum’s pants until she takes you for a walk. Pull her down a new street you don’t usually venture down. Explore all of the garden beds along the park until you physically can’t anymore… because #allergies.
When dad gets home with the groceries, swish your tail and swoop a bag out of his hand.
Make sure to guard whatever tasty treat falls and you might just convince them to add some to your dinner. And finally, why not try changing up the nighttime routine and sleeping on the opposite side of the bed. It’s time to get frisky and fun Virgo!
Product Recommendation: Goat Liver
Libra Dog (September 23 - October 22)
Lovely Libra, we all know how much of a natural people pleaser you are. When your humans say sit, you sit when they say be quiet, you be quiet.
But you know what Libra dog, life is too short to be sitting on the sidelines- you have to start doing things for yourself!
Let that crazy side come out this week. You’re going to learn the magical “no” word this week and although you don’t actually know the word “no” substitute this with lots of barking.
That should do the trick!
Just remember when someone asks you to do something you don’t want to do, show them your new vocabulary! You may just make a lasting impression for the better… or maybe for worse.
Product recommendation: Chicken Feet
Scorpio Dog (October 23 - November 21)
All this time alone has got you doing some serious thinking, Scorpio dog. Whoever made the humans in charge has got it all wrong. You don’t “sit'', “lie down” or “roll over” on no one's command but your own.
You ARE a Scorpio, after all. Mars- the planet of aggression, boldness, and war IS your ruling planet, so you really don’t mess around.
This week you’re in the mood to be telling mum and dad who's boss.
You’re unleashing all your barking commands, but yet… they don’t quite understand what you’re saying.
You hear a “quiet” yell but choose to ignore it… Wait a minute did you just hear the dreaded words “NO WALK FOR YOU” This was not part of the plan!
Product recommendation: Lickimat
Sagittarius Dog (November 22 - December 21)
This winter had you feeling a little bored, Sagittarius dog. The cold mornings & afternoons put a “paws” on your usual walk routine. However, you have managed to keep yourself busy by starting some exciting new projects! Learning how to sit pretty and roll over made you feel extra special.
You even had your floofy head buried in the encyclopaedia of everything ‘dogs’ to keep that brain of yours oozing with knowledge!
The only problem Sagittarius dog, is you never get to finishing these projects… We believe you can get it together and stay focused Sag!
There’s no better feeling than being rewarded and praised by your human when you accomplish these small projects.
Dogs may not have the longest attention span, but you’re definitely going to be the exception!
Product recommendation: Kangaroo Liver
Capricorn Dog (December 22 - January 19)
Doggie training school season has finished and you are pumped, Capricorn dog! What are you going to do with all this free time? Oh wait, we know… your human has noticed some erratic spending coming from that canine card and let us tell you, your spending limit is almost MAXED!
We totally get that you want that newest dog collar and lead set that all the stylish pups have on at the park, but you’re really forgetting about your monthly budget aren’t you Capricorn dog!
You’re normally the most well-behaved dog in all the zodiac! Well, we mean there’s always room improvement. How about cancelling some of those orders, including that ri-dog-ulous pup friendly ice cream maker!
Product recommendation: Dog Robe
Aquarius Dog (January 20 - February 18)
You’re attracting so much attention this week, Aquarius. Your human can’t even walk you through the park without having a million people stop to pet you and take Boomerangs of you for their Instagram stories.
You’re just that cute. However, all that attention may be going straight to your head. You’re digging through the garbage while knowing you’ll get away with it. You’re aware your human’s idea of punishment is putting you in the bathroom for a solid two minutes before letting you out because they can’t handle disciplining you.
You may have a nice thing going, Aquarius, but honestly, how can you live with yourself? Enjoy it while it lasts. If 2020 will teach you anything, it's that karma is a female dog.
This week you’re attracting so much attention Aquarius dog!
Product Recommendation: Stress & Anxiety Supplement
Pisces Dog (February 19 - March 20)
This week is destined to be a magical one for you, Pisces dog. Or at least in your dreams it will be. The planets are aligning for you and sending you all the signals you need to win the ‘Pawfect Dog Show’ and become a superstar in the dog world. Put some belief into yourself Pisces!
Even if you do have no sense of style, you can still do it (or do it in your dreams at least)! It’s time to jump on any opportunity that presents itself this week Pisces. You are of course known for your whimsical and imaginative side. Let’s emphasise that side to everyone; get your feather boa out, prep your sockies, and take a chance.
Everyone is going to want to get their cameras ready for this.
Product Recommendation: Dog Robe
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