Your Dog's Weekly Horoscope
9th - 15th October 2022
By Pet Drs - 09/10/22
Have you ever wondered what your dog is thinking?
Have you ever questioned their mood, wondering what has gotten into them for the week?
Do you want to delve deeper into the mind of your dog?
Well we have curated a list of horoscopes to keep you up to date with your dog's moods!
Each individual dog has a unique personality which showcases their identity.
Perhaps its the way they flick their paw or tilt their head.
Whatever it may be, us as their human's can never get enough of each cute trait they have!
We always want to know more about what they are thinking and what they would say if they could speak.
Well, this week's horoscopes are going to tell you just that!
Join us every Sunday to dive into the cosmos of your furry best friend for the upcoming week.
Aries Dog (March 21st - April 19th)
This week is going to bring out that flirtatious side of you, Aries dog, which is going to get you sticking that booty in the air and sashaying that tail of yours! This is the time to bring out your most adorable collar, get your nails painted (with doggie-safe polish of course) and shampoo that coat. After all, you’ll need to be looking your bestest for your tinder profile! You definitely won’t be uploading any grainy, low-contrast selfies, that’s for sure. So bark at mum to get the iPhone 13 pro ready. The tinder-tails ain’t going to know what hit them when they see you pop up! There’s no reason to make a commitment just yet, we want those tinder tails telling you how much you still got it… and boy, oh boy, you’ve definitely still got it!
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Taurus Dog (April 20 - May 20)
This week you’re feeling a little on edge, Taurus dog. Being an only pup of the house has many benefits including endless snuggles & ‘I love yous’, which you’re totally NOT giving up, but something has your furry tail tingling. Your human loves animals, Taurus dog, which is not only a blessing and a curse because that super scent of yours has picked up something a little fishy. Is it a hamster? A guinea pig? A rat? You’re not really sure but all you know is they look a LOT like some of your squeaky toys… Don’t worry, your human has made it clear to you that nothing in the world could take the place of their precious baby. There’s more than enough love to go around!
Product Recommendation: Stress + Anxiety
Gemini Dog (May 21 - June 20)
The world is your oyster Gemini! And although that may sound cliché, hear me out. This week is your time to shine and turn those manifesting dreams into reality! You have the power in your paws. Dreamt of being an insta pooch? Dreamt of being the ‘queen bee’ at the local park? Or dreamt of finishing that whole slice of chocolate cake sitting on the bench for 3 days? (okay that one is slightly out of your capabilities) If you can envision it, then make it happen Gemini dog! Live your life the way YOU want to live it. Have you ever heard about the ‘law of attraction’ Gemini dog? Well you’ve got the ‘paw of attraction’ and let me tell you that’s way more legit. You really are a super dawg!
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Cancer Dog (June 21 - July 22)
It’s time to envision your dream life and chase after exactly what you want, Cancer dog. Whether that be the bird in the backyard, daily walks at the dog beach, or simply just treats in your breakfast bowl, go out and get it! Shine those teeth, dust off those muddy paws, and prance your style around the house until your human takes notice. Dangle your lead at their feet, knock your favourite treat bag off the shelf, or hit the tv remote to the ‘Dog Discovery’ channel to draw attention to your needs. Whatever you want, it can be yours; if you can dream it, you can achieve it… okay maybe don’t start dreaming too extravagantly, a bed of steaks may still be out of reach!
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Leo Dog (July 23 - August 22)
Alright Leo dog, it’s time to tap into your chill side and take a break for a moment. Mum & dad love how protective you are: barking at each little creak and crack like it’s a burglar, running at every bird that dares to land on the deck, and chasing the neighbours cat out of the garden. However, you can let your guard down once in a while. Why not try relaxing with a puppa tea, popping your paws up, and think of you for the day. You’ll always be mum and dad’s favourite guard dog, and one day off the job, won’t change that. They might even feed you extra treats for the lack of barking!
Product recommendation: Paw Balm
Virgo Dog (August 23 - September 22)
The time has come Virgo dog, you’ve got to stop self-dognosing yourself whenever you feel a tickle, itch, or hooch cough coming on. You’re being a hypocatriac - yes we are comparing you to the overreacting cat next door. You need to start living and stop hiding behind your fear. Outside is fun, there’s a whole backyard to explore! We know one time you stepped on a green ant, but that was once, you can’t let that hold you back for the rest of eternity! Slide your doggie socks on, take a deep breath, and plunge into the garden. What’s the worst that can happen? You land on an entire green ant nest? KIDDING! We believe in you, Virgo dog.
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Libra Dog (September 23 - October 22)
It’s time to tap into your energetic side, Libra dog. For too long, you’ve been sitting on the sidelines, sleeping the day away, and boring all the other pups around you. It’s time to wake up early, put those walking shoes on, and drag mum out of bed for a walk to watch the sunrise. Whilst you’re at it, take your favourite ball with you and convince mum to play. Yes we all know you can fit it in those chubby mouth flaps of yours. Then, keep yourself occupied throughout the day whether it be digging holes in your brother’s sandpit or chasing the birds in the backyard. Let’s put all your energy to good use!
Product Recommendation: Hip & Joint
Scorpio Dog (October 23 - November 21)
It seems you’ve been up to no good lately, Scorpio dog. You’ve really unleashed your crazy canine side and mum & dad are fed up! This week you need to tap into your paws, and find your good side again. You know you’re not meant to run through the house after you’ve been swimming in the pool, so resist the urge and take some time to sunbathe in your favourite pool chair. On top of that, try listening to dad when he tells you to stop barking at the postman. They would like to receive their Pet Drs packages, and you will too, but you won’t get them if you keep scaring the delivery driver away.
Product Recommendation: Dog Robe
Sagittarius Dog (November 22 - December 21)
It’s a week of pondering for you Sagittarius dog. A week of wondering when your next trip to the beach will be, wondering what flavour of mince you’ll get for dinner, and wondering when your parents will put the next episode of ‘Paw Things’ on for you to watch. Why not try living in the moment a bit more, rather than imagining what’s next. Enjoy your ‘spawghetti’ as you’re eating it rather than longing for dessert. Try exploring the corner of the backyard that you always avoid, because one time when you were a pup you stepped on a green ant there. You might just find your mind is so distracted that you even forget to think about the spoiler you heard from the neighbour’s dog about the season finale of Paw Things!
Product Recommendation: Stress & Anxiety
Capricorn Dog (December 22 - January 19)
Oh Capricorn dog, you’ve really unleashed your naughty side lately. Not only have you been disobeying your dad, but you’ve been eating the garden, AGAIN! This has definitely come back to bite you on the bottom though (no pun intended)… try laying off the chilli bush this week and eating up all your dinner instead, even if it does have some new ingredients in it - you know your mum likes to get creative with your meals! Maybe if you start behaving again, you might be allowed some of those super scrumptious gummy drops that you find irresistible too!
Product Recommendation: Mega Oil
Aquarius Dog (January 20 - February 18)
It seems you’ve been a bit bothered lately, Aquarius dog. Could it be the rain, or the new neighbour’s dog, or have you just not been fed enough treats? Well, it’s time to turn that toothy frown, up the right way and into a smile! Get mum to grab the phone because you know she can’t resist a snap of your goofy grin! And why not try a friendly tail wag to the neighbour's dog instead of a bark? After all, when you are nice, you know extra treats ALWAYS come your way!
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Pisces Dog (February 19 - March 20)
It’s time to get up off your cushion and outside to sniff the grass, Pisces dog! You’ve been in sleepland for too long, and it’s time to start earning your treats instead of dreaming about them. Take yourself on a walk through the flowerbeds, feel the fresh grass between your toes, and sniff the air (you might even get a whiff of a cat to chase). Not only will you connect with your outside senses again, but you’ll awaken your imaginative side! Your old ragged toy will no longer be boring, and instead will take on a new form for you to play with!
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